Thursday, May 17, 2007

Thomas is definitely a boy

this is so gross. i was talking on the phone to a friend and thomas ran up to me with a naughty little look on his face, his jaw, chewing away. i immediately tried to get my finger between his lips. he squeezed his mouth together and dashed under the table. i scooted down there and snagged his leg. this caused him to turn around and laugh/squeal so i could see something that looked like bits of old dried up broccoli in his mouth. he zipped up again and in the next instance, swallowed. *#%&* GREAT!!!
i got closer and asked him to open again sternly. this time he opened very obediently (so cute like a little birdy mouth). there were two little black things that i managed to scrape off his tongue with my finger.


it definitely was not broccoli. as you can see, he ate a bug. it was one of those snakey, nasty, pincher bugs. GROSS! the two pieces i fished out were the head, and the pincher butt. everything else went down the hatch. ugh!! along with the nose picking and the avid climbing, i know i have the makings of a full-fledged little boy on my hands. just hope he doesn't try to eat a worm or snail. p.s. it was william's insistance that i record the pieces for posterity. :D

------------more on bug eating-------------

since vijay has provided me with a proper name for the nasty that thomas chewed up, i looked it up and found a picture of the earwig. note that the pincher butt part i got out of thomas looked exactly like the one on the right. so my only consolation is that it was not able to pinch him before he started chewing it up. UGH!!!
double UGH!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eeeewww. ^_^ Maybe one day you'll be like the mom on "Malcolm in the Middle". Have you ever watched that show? Before having Sara I 'd watch that show and actually desired having sons because it was so funny to me.

Anonymous said...

Are you going to save the bug remains for his baby book? ^_^

liz said...

YUCK!!! That's a boy for you!

alan said...

I'm a boy but I don't like eating bugs. Thomas might be the first guest at one of gorgbroza's bug eating parties.

gorgbroza said...

WELL DONE THOMAS!

If I ever open up an insect cafe, I'll be sure to name an entry on the menu after this glorious event.

T.K.'s Dermaptera Stew

Or something like that.

catherine said...

the bug remains were flushed down the sink... still grosses me out when i think of it. esp to think it might have been alive when thomas started chomping on it. i really hope it was dead.
i agree! Malcolm was a very funny show. i am sure any mom with 4 sons has to be like a drill sargent, or crazy :)

Debbie said...

I read this at work and busted out laughing! It's totally gross but I could play the scene out in my head and it was hilarious! I have gained a total of 6 lbs to date, slowly but surely!

gorgbroza said...

Hah... he really does prefer the ladies. That was a female earwig he ate.